Those hooky satire songs from FreeCreditReport.com hide a dark secret. First of all, that dude is a French-Canadian, so he probably doesn’t even have a credit history in the U.S., and to make matters worse, that supposed dreamboat minstrel doesn’t seem quite as endearing once you realize that your “free” credit report actually came with a $79.95 annual membership (that is if you if you forgot to cancel or didn’t read the fine print). Raw deal.
Luckily, the FTC is fighting back on your behalf. Their fir